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From: shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Silly, dirty joke:  Elephant and ant - offensive to most people (ROT13)
Message-ID: <818@h-sc1.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 7-Dec-85 03:46:22 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec  7 03:46:22 1985
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	Gur ryrcunag unq n gubea va uvf cnj, naq gur nag bssrerq gb gnxr vg
bhg sbe uvz, ba bar pbaqvgvba:  gung gur ryrcunag nyybj uvz gb obar uvz hc gur
oruvaq jura gur snibe jnf qbar.  Gur ryrcunag'f ntbal jnf terng, naq ur
gubhtug gur jubyr vqrn bs orvat ohshrq ol na nag dhvgr evqvphybhf, fb ur
nterrq.  Hcba pbzcyrgvat uvf cneg bs gur onetnva, gur nag vafvfgrq gung gur
ryrcunag shysvyy uvf raq ol zbivat uvf gnvy bhg bs gur jnl, juvpu gur ryrcunag
cebzcgyl qvq, svthevat gung vg pbhyqa'g cbffvoyl znxr nal qvssrerapr naljnl.
	N puvzcnamrr fvggvat uvtu va n gerr nobir bofreirq gur jubyr guvat,
naq sbhaq gur fcrpgnpyr bs na ryrcunag orvat zbhagrq ol na nag fb evqvphybhf
gung ur ortna ubjyvat jvgu ynhtugre naq uheyvat pbpbahgf qbja ng gur cnve bs
gurz.  Bar bs gur pbpbahgf fgehpx gur ryrcunag va gur urnq, hcba juvpu ur
rkpynvzrq, "Bj!"
	Gb juvpu gur nag ercyvrq:  "Gnxr vg nyy, ovgpu!"

-Fgrir Fuvhr (V oryvrir guvf vf sebz bar bs gur svygul wbxr obbxf)