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From: earle@smeagol.UUCP (Greg_Earle)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: WAREHOUSE DESTROYED BY FIRESubject: Re: WAREHOUSE DESTROYED BY FIRE
Message-ID: <508@smeagol.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 5-Dec-85 01:23:50 EST
Article-I.D.: smeagol.508
Posted: Thu Dec  5 01:23:50 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 10-Dec-85 05:40:10 EST
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> > JNERUBHFR QRFGEBLRQ OL SVER
> > Pbclevtug 1985 Rqjneq J Terraoret
> > Serfab PN (NC)
> > ......Sevax, jub unq orra jvgu
> > gur pbzcnal sbe nobhg sbhe lrnef nsgre orvat qehzzrq bhg bs Pnygrpu sbe
> > ehaavat enzcnag nzbat gur sengreavgvrf...
> 
> Pnygrpu unf ab sengreavgvrf.  Naq abj gur wbxr.
> ...
> Qnivq Puvyqf - Vagrtengrq Fbyhgvbaf, Obhyqre, PB

PnyGrpu qbrf unir na 'nyzbfg sengreavgl' - vg'f pnyyrq Syrzvat Ubhfr.
Vs lbh pna vzntvar fbzrguvat nf shaal nf n fghqrag ubhfr shyy bs crbcyr
jub gubhtug gurl jrer n wbpx ubhfr (naq gurersber "fghqyl") ng PnyGrpu,
gung vfa'g unys nf shaal nf tbvat gurer naq frrvat gurfr crbcyr va crefba
gelvat gb qb nyy gur guvatf n abezny seng qbrf (yvxr qevaxvat lbhefrys gb
ones yriryf rirel jrrxraq, naq trarenyyl orvat gbgny naq pbzcyrgr nffubyrf).  
Abj gurer'f n wbxr sbe lbh ...

Ohg urer'f n erny wbxr sbe lbh ... (Bssrafvir gb arg.zbgff)

N tnl zna ivfvgf uvf qbpgbe, naq ortf uvz gb svaq n pher sbe NVQF.  Ur
fnlf gb gur qbpgbe, "Vfa'g gurer n frperg pher va Zrkvpb?"
Gur qbpgbe cbaqref guvf fgngrzrag, naq fnlf:
"Bx, qb guvf :  Tb qbja gb Gvwhnan.  Jura lbh trg gurer, qevax nyy gur
jngre lbh pna trg lbhe unaqf ba.  Jura lbh pna'g ubyq nalzber, gura
tb rng rirel Wnyncrab crccre lbh pna svaq, gvyy lbh pna'g rng nal zber.
Gung fubhyq qb gur gevpx."
Gur zna ybbxf ng gur qbpgbe, chmmyrq.
"Ohg ... ohg ... jvyy gung pher zl NVQF?"


Gur qbpgbe ercyvrf:
"Ab, ohg vg'yy fher gryy lbh jung gur uryy lbhe nffubyr jnf zrnag sbe!!!"

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	Tert Rneyr
	(PnyGrpu '80) 
	..!fqpeqps!fzrntby!rneyr