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From: steven@tifsie
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <43100003@tifsie>
Date: Fri, 6-Dec-85 09:54:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  6 09:54:00 1985
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Nf-From: tifsie!steven    Dec  6 08:54:00 1985


/* Written  9:43 am  Nov 22, 1985 by cylixd.UUCP!dave in tifsie:net.jokes */
/* ---------- "Warning: Totally Tasteless Joke fol" ---------- */

Sebz arg.nhgb:

>>V erpragyl chepunfrq n Avffna 300MK naq V nz n ovg pbaprearq nobhg ebnq
>>qroevf cvggvat gur sebag bs gur pne.  N qevivat oen frrzf gb or gur 
>>fbyhgvba, ohg V unir urneq gung gurer ner fbzr artvgvir nfcrpgf; 
>>(vr, cnvag qnzntr, Sybevqn fha).  Nal vasbezngvba nobhg qevivat oenf,
>>znahsnpgherf, hfr naq znvagranapr, rpg. jbhyq terngyl or nccerpvngrq.  


>Qevivat oenf ner znqr ol Cynlgrk naq Znvqrasbez, naq pbzr va fvmrf
>115-O gb 244-MMM. Gurl fgenc nebhaq gur pne, naq xrrc gur sebag bs gur
>pne sebz wvttyvat hc naq qbja. Or fher gb trg gur barf jvgu gur ubbxf
>va gur sebag, nf gurl ner rnfvre gb haqb. Vs lbhe fcevatf ner onq, trg
>gur arj chfu-hc qevivat oenf.

>Fbzr yvorengrq pne qeviref ner qevivat jvgubhg gurfr oenf, ohg gurl
>ercbeg gebhoyr jvgu n irel sybccl sebag raq.

>(Ab pbzcynvagf. V jnearq lbh.)
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Make sure that when you purchase the bra for your z that the dealer knows
you mean the 300zx and not the camaro z28.  When I bought mine the dealer
mistakenly gave me the larger z28 bra.  Having been a beginner at this, I
thought that the space would eventually fill in.  I was tragically mistaken.
I frequently drive over bumpy roads and know I'm afraid the resulting stretch
marks will never go away!  So please, make sure your bra fits right!!!

			       -Steve