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From: ji@garfield.columbia.edu (John Ioannidis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Elephant X mountain climber
Message-ID: <1357@garfield.columbia.edu>
Date: Mon, 9-Dec-85 21:40:30 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  9 21:40:30 1985
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Summary: what's the difference...

> >       Q: What's the difference between a duck?
> >       A: One of its legs is both the same.
> >

Q: What's the difference between a bird?
A: It has two legs, of which one.

And for a 'real' one:

Q: What's the difference between a goose and an elephant
A: You can't get down from an elephant.


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