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From: ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Joseph Peter Ogulin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: modem joke
Message-ID: <1393@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 7-Dec-85 14:10:48 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.1393
Posted: Sat Dec  7 14:10:48 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 11-Dec-85 09:17:40 EST
References: <435@ucdavis.UUCP>
Organization: Johns Hopkins
Lines: 20

> > > > > >>>> Did you hear about the guy who dropped his modem and it wouldn't
> > > > > >>>>  work anymore?
> > > > > >>>> Yes, well, it seems the modem had a bad carrier...
> > > > > >>>That was real baud.
> > > > > >>That story is nothing but a phoney excuse for a pun.
> > > > > >These things are getting worse bit by bit.
> > > > > Don't be afraid to add more puns: da modem errier.  (So read it fast.)
> > > >    I think this is getting to the level of two-thirds of a pun:  P U !!
> > >    That's a bad line !
> >   Why, did it go off-line?
> Why don't we hang this up?

ok....    *logoff*  ...   'no carrier'  ...  *dial tone*  ...  *click*
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