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From: kuper@bucsb.UUCP (Ron Kuper)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Elephant X mountain climber
Message-ID: <112@bucsb.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 8-Dec-85 18:32:17 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec  8 18:32:17 1985
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>And now for the _real_ jokes!:
>
>       Q: What's the difference between a duck?
>       A: One of its legs is both the same.
>
>       Q: Why is a mouse when it spins?
>       A: Because there are no bones in the cream.
>
>       Q: What's the difference between an orange?
>       A: Two telephone poles, because motorcycles don't have doors.
>
	Q: What's the difference between a rock?
	A: The more you shine it, it gets.

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