Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: $Revision: 1.6.2.16 $; site prism.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!yale!prism!larry From: larry@prism.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Kicked off t.v. Message-ID: <4900021@prism.UUCP> Date: Sat, 7-Dec-85 14:41:00 EST Article-I.D.: prism.4900021 Posted: Sat Dec 7 14:41:00 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 11-Dec-85 20:46:28 EST References: <1332@jhunix.UUCP> Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #R:jhunix:-133200:prism:4900021:000:702 Nf-From: prism!larry Dec 7 14:41:00 1985 [] > Groucho: Tell us something about yourself; are you married? > Contestant: Yes, I'm married and I have 13 kids. > G: 13 kids?! How did you do that? > C: I love my wife. > G: I love my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while! Perhaps when you're older, you'll understand why Groucho's line was funnier the way it actually happened: replace line 4 with -- C: I love my husband. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Larry Appleman {cca, ihnp4!inmet, mit-eddie, wjh12} !mirror!larry Mirror Systems, Inc. 2076 Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA 02140 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------