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From: bem8435@ritcv.UUCP (William "Power Chord" Trainor)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: modem joke
Message-ID: <9141@ritcv.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 9-Dec-85 16:09:25 EST
Article-I.D.: ritcv.9141
Posted: Mon Dec  9 16:09:25 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 11-Dec-85 21:49:18 EST
References: <435@ucdavis.UUCP> <1393@jhunix.UUCP>
Reply-To: bem8435@ritcv.UUCP (PUT YOUR NAME HERE)
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY
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>> > > > > >>>> Did you hear about the guy who dropped his modem and it wouldn't
>> > > > > >>>>  work anymore?
>> > > > > >>>> Yes, well, it seems the modem had a bad carrier...
>> > > > > >>>That was real baud.
>> > > > > >>That story is nothing but a phoney excuse for a pun.
>> > > > > >These things are getting worse bit by bit.
>> > > > > Don't be afraid to add more puns: da modem errier.  (So read it fast.)
>> > > >    I think this is getting to the level of two-thirds of a pun:  P U !!
>> > >    That's a bad line !
>> >   Why, did it go off-line?
>> Why don't we hang this up?
>
Maybe we should drop back 10 and pun-t to their reciever!

(gawd, this is worse than pun-dungeon!)