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From: don@wavetek.UUCP (Don Brocha)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Monkey And The Bicycle
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Date: Wed, 11-Dec-85 18:18:28 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 11 18:18:28 1985
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                    A girl away at college got tired of walking everywhere
                    and so decided to buy a bicycle. Since her daddy was
                    a doctor she wrote home for the money to buy the bike.

                    On her way to the bicycle shop she passed a pet store
                    which had a monkey on display in the window. She was so 
                    taken with the beast that she bought it instead of the
                    bike.

                    After a week the monkey started to lose it's hair and
                    by the end of another week was getting decidedly bald.
                    Because her daddy was a doctor and all she decided to
                    as him for help and wrote home, " All the hair falling
                    off my monkey. What should I do? "

                    Her daddy replied, " SELL THE BIKE! "


                                     Don Brocha - Wavetek Seattle