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From: bruceb@amiga.UUCP (Bruce Barrett)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Old joke, but wrong
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Date: Wed, 11-Dec-85 20:43:17 EST
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This is a very old joke, but told "all wrong":
>Q: What's the difference between a goose and an elephant
>A: You can't get down from an elephant.

It should read:
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!