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From: 33500911@sdcc13.UUCP ({|lit})
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Another Mangled SONG
Message-ID: <391@sdcc13.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 12-Dec-85 18:35:11 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 12 18:35:11 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Dec-85 23:12:01 EST
Reply-To: 33500911@sdcc13.UUCP (Jim)
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Organization: U.C. San Diego ROMUH Project
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Keywords: Tina
Summary: Washing Machines and LOVE

Here's how my 2.5 year old nephew sings Tina Turner's song:

"What's love but a second hand emotion."  becomes:

"What's love but sucking washing machines."

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                                              -Jim Hayes

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