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From: kaufman@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: True and False (Gimme a break!)
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Date: Fri, 13-Dec-85 11:13:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 13 11:13:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!kaufman    Dec 13 10:13:00 1985


>This is a very old joke, but told "all wrong":
>>Q: What's the difference between a goose and an elephant
>>A: You can't get down from an elephant.

>It should read:
>Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
>A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!

Yes, but the elephant's stamped out the flaming ducks.  Therefore, you
get down from the elephant, albeit slightly charred and pressed.