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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Different Kind of Different Kind of Joke
Message-ID: <577@cylixd.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 13-Dec-85 13:26:39 EST
Article-I.D.: cylixd.577
Posted: Fri Dec 13 13:26:39 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 15-Dec-85 00:07:43 EST
Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN
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Summary: The repetition in the title is correct


Here's a joke that can go on forever, but unlike the other stinkers
it actually does have a punchline.

A man walks into an ice cream specialty shop and tells the clerk
he wants an ice cream automobile that looks exactly like a 1955
Rolls Royce. The clerk says OK, it'll be ready by Tuesday.

Tuesday rolls around, and the man comes back. But when he is presented
with the ice cream sculpture, he objects, "But this isn't the right
kind of bumper. The original Rolls Royce had a thicker bumper than
this." The clerk tells him it will be several more hours work to get
the bumper right, and the man says price is no object.

[Begin endless loop about man coming back and finding some picky
error in the sculpture, and the clerk promising to put more hours work
into it to make it right. The man comes back the next day and finds
something else wrong, and so on and on it goes.]

Finally, the man looks at the sculpture and says, "That's perfect!
In every detail! How much do I owe you?"

The clerk replies, "$900." The man reaches into his wallet and pulls
out 9 crisp new $100 bills. "Thank you," says the clerk," and where
would you like that delivered?"

"Oh, don't bother," says the man. "I'll eat it right here."


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