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From: ofut@gitpyr.UUCP (Jeff Offutt)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Shoe Jokes
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Date: Sat, 14-Dec-85 12:40:49 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 14 12:40:49 1985
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Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology
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I can't help myself.  Curse you Connie! :-)

This first one is terrible, but it is humurous.  

   What kind of shoes do the KKK wear?               Nigger Stompers

To prove I can also insult myself:

   What kind of shoes do Kentucky hillbillies wear?  None!

   What kind of shoes does Grace Slick wear?         "High" heels

   What kind of shoes do ditch diggers wear?         Earth shoes

   What kind of shoes does Billy Graham wear?        mocc-a-sins

   What kind of shoes does Gerald Ford wear?         Slippers

   What kind of shoes does Ted Kennedy wear?         Flippers

   What kind of shoes do comdemned prisoners wear?   Rubber boots
-- 
Jeff Offutt
School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta Georgia, 30332
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