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From: asdf@puff.UUCP
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Subject: THE California Joke
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Date: Sat, 14-Dec-85 15:27:57 EST
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THE California Joke, goes like this:

Livin' in California is like livin' in a bowl of granola...
what ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.

My source is the comedian Gallagher and it is the funniest version
of this joke.  It is also the earliest source I know of.

-------------asdf@puff.wisc.edu

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This may or may not reflect Heisenberg's opinion.
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p.s.  Extra Joke:

	"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
	"Oh, yeah?  What's he look like?"
	"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
	paper boots."
	"What's he wanted for?"
	"Rustling."
	(don't think about it.)