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From: davidh@utrc-2at.UUCP (David M Haynes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YALP
Message-ID: <173@utrc-2at.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 16-Dec-85 08:22:24 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 16 08:22:24 1985
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Reply-To: davidh@.UUCP (David M Haynes)
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>> Still my favourite liscense plate was seen on a white Volkswagon rabbit.
>> It was "IM LATE".
>> -david-
>
>  I read about this license plate in an issue of OMNI, and the actual
>plate read:
>                        ML8-ML8.
>Daniel J. Barrett

No it didn't. The plate exists as stated on an ONTARIO lisence plate.
(I don't even READ omni!)

joke? ah yes, the joke!

John Smith is at a bar one night listening to the locals boast about
their prowess as males. One member of the group states, "It has always
been my experience that you can not trust a woman with brown eyes."
It occurs to Smith that he can not remember the colour of his wife's
eyes, so he hurries home to solve the problem.

When he arrives home, his wife is in bed. Smith runs into the bedroom
and examines his wife carefully. "Brown!", he exclaims. Suddenly, a
voice comes out from under the bed. "O.K. You caught me, but how
did you know I was there?"

-david-