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From: vohra@ut-sally.UUCP (Pavan Vohra)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.politics
Subject: Re: Soviet jokes, offensive only to Stalinists
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Date: Mon, 16-Dec-85 00:34:37 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 16 00:34:37 1985
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In article <306@cisden.UUCP> john@cisden.UUCP (John Woolley) writes:
>
>	Sign seen in a travel agency in Belgrade back when Tito was dying:
>"Visit the Soviet Union before it visits you."
>

	We've had a sign up in our office for many years 
	with the Russian Alphabet on it, which says:

	"Learn it while it's still voluntary."

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				 Pavan Vohra
			  arpa: vohra@sally.UTEXAS.EDU