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From: rainbow@cdp.UUCP
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Subject: nun in a liquor store
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Date: Sun, 15-Dec-85 14:16:00 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec 15 14:16:00 1985
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So this nun walks into a liquor store and asks the guy behind
the counter for a bottle of irish whiskey. "Oh, but sister,
I can't sell you a bottle". "Oh, that's all right" she says,
"it's not for me, it's for the mother superior". "Oh, but sister"
he says, "For the mother superior!?" "Yes", she says,"but it's
all right, it's for medicinal purposes."  "Oh,no sister" says the
clerk, "I can't sell you this bottle. I'd feel too guilty. Here,
take the bottle. No charge"  So she leaves, he finishes out his day,
and he leaves the shop later that night.

He walks out onto the sidewalk, and he sees the sister, weaving and
singing and generally carrying on as she walks down the street.
"Sister, sister" he calls out to her. "I thought that bottle was
for the mother superior, and you told me it was for medicinal purposes."

"Oh", she replied,"it is. You see, the nother superior is constipated,
and when she sees me like this, she's gonna shit."
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