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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: deliberately mangled lyrics
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Date: Tue, 17-Dec-85 01:20:48 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 17 01:20:48 1985
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In article <104100040@uiucuxc>, rcook@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU (Rob Cook) writes:

> Remember the song "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille" or some such
> title???			      [correct spelling] ^^^^^^^

A friend of mine wrote a tongue-in-cheek song to the tune of that song, in
which he describes his meeting a woman who was quite attractive...until he
discovered one regrettable result of her taste for foods heavily flavored
with onion, garlic, and other aromatic stuff.  It was entitled

	"You Picked a Fine Time to Exhale, Dog-Breath"

(And now this guy's actually a record producer in Nashville!)