Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site ssc-vax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ukma!psuvm.bitnet!psuvax1!burdvax!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittatc!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!gcc From: gcc@ssc-vax.UUCP (Greg C Croasdill) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Insurance CompanySubject: Re: Insurance Company Message-ID: <415@ssc-vax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 12-Dec-85 17:34:01 EST Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.415 Posted: Thu Dec 12 17:34:01 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 18-Dec-85 06:44:46 EST References: <335@muddcs.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA Lines: 124 > > Znepu 22, 1984 > > KKK Vafhenapr Pbzcnal > 1252 - 6gu Fgerrg > Ubobxra, Arj Wrefrl 65656 > > Qrne Fve: > > V nz jevgvat va erfcbafr gb lbhe erdhrfg sbe nqqvgvbany vasbezngvba va > Oybpx #3 bs gur nppvqrag ercbegvat sbez. V chg "Cbbe Cynaavat" nf gur > pnhfr bs zl nppvqrag. Lbh fnvq va lbhe yrggre gung V fubhyq rkcynva zber > shyyl naq V gehfg gung gur sbyybjvat qrgnvyf jvyy or fhssvpvrag. > > V nz n oevpxynlre ol genqr. Ba gur qnl bs gur nppvqrag, V jnf jbexvat > nybar ba gur ebbs bs n arj fvk fgbel ohvyqvat. Jura V pbzcyrgrq zl jbex, > V qvfpbirerq gung V unq nobhg 500 cbhaqf bs oevpxf yrsg bire. Engure guna > pneel gur oevpxf qbja ol unaq, V qrpvqrq gb ybjre gurz va n oneery ol > hfvat n chyyrl juvpu, sbeghangryl, jnf nggnpurq gb gur fvqr bs gur > ohvyqvat ng gur fvkgu sybbe. > > Frphevat gur ebcr ng tebhaq yriry, V jrag hc gb gur ebbs, fjhat gur oneery > bhg naq ybnqrq gur oevpxf vagb vg. Gura V jrag onpx gb gur tebhaq naq > hagvrq gur ebcr ubyqvat vg gvtugyl gb vafher n fybj qrfprag bs gur 500 > cbhaqf bs oevpxf. Lbh jvyy abgr va Oybpx #11 bs gur nppvqrag ercbegvat > sbez gung zl jrvtug vf 135 cbhaqf. > > Qhr gb zl fhecevfr ng orvat wrexrq bss gur tebhaq fb fhqqrayl, V ybfg zl > cerfrapr bs zvaq naq sbetbg gb yrg tb bs gur ebcr. Arrqyrff gb fnl, V > cebprrqrq ng n engure encvq engr hc gur fvqr bs gur ohvyqvat. > > Va gur ivpvavgl bs gur guveq sybbe, V zrg gur oneery juvpu jnf abj > cebprrqvat va n qbjajneq qverpgvba ng na rdhnyyl vzcerffvir engr bs fcrrq. > Guvf rkcynvaf gur senpgherq fxhyy, zvabe noenfvbaf naq oebxra pbyyneobar, > nf yvfgrq va Frpgvba VVV bs gur nppvqrag ercbegvat sbez. > > Fybjrq bayl fyvtugyl, V pbagvahrq zl encvq nfprag, abg fgbccvat hagvy gur > svatref bs zl evtug unaq jrer gjb xahpxyrf qrrc vagb gur chyyrl, juvpu V > zragvbarq va cnentencu #2 bs guvf pbeerfcbaqrapr. > > Sbeghangryl, ol guvf gvzr, V unq ertnvarq zl cerfrapr bs zvaq naq jnf noyr > gb ubyq gvtugyl gb gur ebcr qrfcvgr gur rkpehpvngvat cnva V jnf abj > ortvaavat gb rkcrevrapr. > > Ng nccebkvzngryl gur fnzr gvzr ubjrire, gur oneery bs oevpxf uvg gur > tebhaq...naq gur obggbz sryy bhg bs gur oneery. Abj qribvq bs gur jrvtug > bs gur oevpxf, gur oneery abj jrvturq nccebkvzngryl 50 cbhaqf. > > V ersre lbh ntnva gb zl jrvtug va Oybpx #11. Nf lbh zvtug vzntvar, V > ortna n encvq qrfprag qbja gur fvqr bs gur ohvyqvat. > > Va gur ivpvavgl bs gur guveq sybbe, V zrg gur oneery pbzvat hc. Guvf > nppbhagf sbe gur gjb senpgherq naxyrf, oebxra gbbgu, naq gur frirer > ynprengvbaf bs zl yrtf naq ybjre obql. > > Urer zl yhpx ortna gb punatr fyvtugyl. Gur rapbhagre jvgu gur oneery > frrzrq gb fybj vg hc rabhtu gb yrffra zl vawhevrf jura V sryy vagb gur > cvyr bs oevpxf naq sbeghangryl bayl guerr iregroenr jrer penpxrq. > > V nz fbeel gb ercbeg, ubjrire, gung nf V ynl gurer ba gur cvyr bs oevpxf > va cnva, hanoyr gb zbir naq jngpuvat gur rzcgl oneery fvk fgbevrf nobir > zr, V ntnva ybfg zl pbzcbfher naq cerfrapr bs zvaq naq yrg tb bs gur ebcr. > > Fvapreryl, > > --- Nhgube haxabja > Unccl Ubyvqnlf! > -- > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > Fgrir Ebgu Uneirl Zhqq Pbyyrtr, Pynerzbag Pnyvsbeavn > hpoink!gejeo!fptinkq!zhqqpf!febgu -be- FGRIR@LZVE.OVGARG *** ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU LBHE ZNFFNTR *** Guvf fgberl pbzrf sebz n yvggyr xabja sbyxvfu fbat. JUL CNQQL'F ABG NG JBEX GBQNL Qrne Obff V jevgr guvf yrggre, gb gryy lbh bs zl cyvtug, Naq ng gur gvzr bs jevgvat V nz abg n cerggl fvtug, Zl obql vf nyy oynpx naq oyhr, zl snpr n qrnguyl terl, Naq V ubcr lbh'yy haqrefgnaq jul Cnqql'f abg ng jbex gbqnl. Juvyr jbexvat ba gur 14gu sybbe fbzr oevpxf V unq gb pyrne, Naq guebjvat qbja sebz fhpu n urvtug jnf abg n tbbq vqrn, Zr sbezna jnfa'g inel cyrnfrq, ur orva' na njshy fbq, Ur fnvq V unq gb gnxr gurz qbja gur ynqqre va zr unaq. Jryy pneelva' nyy gurz oevpxf ol unaq vg jnf fb njshy fybj, V ubvfgrq hc n oneery naq frpherq gur ebcr orybj, Ohg va zr unfgr gb qb gur wbo V jnf gb oyvaq gb frr, Gung n oneery shyy bs ohvyqvat oevpxf jnf urnivre guna zr. Jryy V jrag orybj naq chyyrq gur ebcr, gur oneery sryy yvxr yrnq, Naq pyvatva' gvtugyl gb gur ebcr V fgnerq hc vafgrnq, V fubg hc yvxr n ebpxrg naq gb z fhcevfr V sbhaq, Gung unysjnl hc V zrg gur oybbql oneery pbzzva' qbja. Gur Oneery oebxr zr fubhyqre, nf gb gur tebhaq vg fcrq, Naq jura V ernpurq gur gbc V fgehpx gur chyyrl jvgu zr urnq. V fgvyy uryq ba juvyr qbja vg fubg sebz guvf nyzvtugl oybj, Naq gur oneery fcvyyrq bhg unys vg oevpxf, 14 sybbef orybj. Abj jura gur oevpxf unq snyyra sebz gur oneery gb gur sybbe, V qvq bhg-jrvtu gur oneery naq V fgnegrq qbja bapr zber. Fgvyy pyvatva' gvtugyl gb gur ebcr V urnqrq sbe gur tebhaq, Naq ynaqrq ba gur ohvyqvat oevpxf gung jrer nyy fpnggrerq 'ebhaq. Naq nf V ynl gurer zbnava' V gubhtug V'q cnffrq gur jbefr, Ohg, gur oneery uvg gur chyyl gerr naq gura gur oneery ohefg, N fubjre bs oevpxf pnzr qbja ba zr V unqa'g tbg n ubcr. Naq nf V jnf ybbfvat pbafpvbhfarff V yrg tb bs gur oybbql ebcr. Abj gur oneery orva' urnivre vg fgnegrq qbja bapr zber, naq ynaqrq evtug npebff zr purfg nf V ynl gurer ba gur sybbe. V oebxr 3 evof naq zl yrsg nez naq V pna bayl fnl.. V ubcr lbh'yy haqrefgnaq jul Cnqql'f abg ng jbex gbqnl. Naba. (V guvax) Tert Pebnfvyy (hj-ornire|syhxr)!ffp-ink!tpp