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Subject: Joke Offensive to Santa Clause not rot13
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Date: Wed, 18-Dec-85 09:30:51 EST
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Q:  Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Clause have any children?




















A:  Because Santa only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.