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From: morgan@h-sc1.UUCP (windsor morgan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Quest for parody of song
Message-ID: <847@h-sc1.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 19-Dec-85 11:54:02 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 19 11:54:02 1985
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	I would like to know if anybody has heard or even has a copy
of Mad Magazine's parody of Christmas songs. Specifically, there is
one titled 'Sam and Roz are Coming to Town', with the same music as
'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'. The first few lines are:

	You'd better give up on Christmas this year
	You haven't a chance with relatives here;
	Sam and Roz are coming to town...

	It was funny (at least when I was in 10 or 11) (I'm 20 now, if
that helps). What I would like is for somebody to send me via Mail
the words to the song, if possible.

	Thanks.
-- 
'Verily, there be no leader as wise as the Vision!'

                             Windsor Morgan
                             Harvard College
                             Cambridge, MA 02138
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