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Subject: A martian joke
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Date: Fri, 20-Dec-85 16:00:17 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 20 16:00:17 1985
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This is my first posting so don't laugh.
     
This flying sauser comes down out of the sky and lands next to this small
desolate gas station somewhere out in the mid-west (this is a true story).
It was probably a Texaco station.  Anyway, two martions come down from the
ship and amble up to one of the old gas pumps.  The bigger martion, clearly
the one in charge, steps up to the pump and says, "Take me to your leader!"
The gas pump said nothing.  The big martion, with his hat tilted slightly
and a mean look in his eyes, placed his hand on his laser pistle and said
in a much more forcefull voice, "Take me to your leader!!"
     
At this point the smaller martion nuges the biger one and wispers in his ear,
"You better take it easy, I think this is a bad dude."  "Relax", said the
bigger martion, "I've got the situation under control."   The bigger
martion then unsnaped his holster, withdrew his laser pistol and pointing
it right at the gas pumps beady little metters said, "Take me to your leader
or I'll BLAST you!!"  Of course, the gas pump did not reply.  But the little
martion was clearly nervious and again warned the larger one, "Cool down,
were dealing with a bad dude here. This one bad dude!!!"   The biger martion,
clearly geting very belegerent just shoved the little martion out of the way,
took one step back, and with both hands on his lasor pistol, pointed it
directly at the gas pump and said,
     
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, OR I WILL    B L A S T   YOU!!!"
     
...the gas pump did not answer and the big martion pulled the triger.  There
was a huge explosion and sudenly the two martions were blown miles away....
     
The big martion picked himself up, brushed himself off and said,
"Man, that was one bad dude!!  How'd you know that dude was so bad??"
And the little martion, picking little pieces of wood out of his shirt said,
"Man, any dude who can rap is dick around him twice and stick it in his
ear is a BAD DUDE!"