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Subject: Misc. quotes   (not rot)
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Date: Sat, 21-Dec-85 21:45:39 EST
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       "I must be a mushroom 'cause they keep me in the
	dark and feed me sh*t all day."
			Anonymous

A proposed greeting card blurb:

       "Roses are reddish,
	Violets are bluish,
	If it wasn't for Jesus
	We'd all be Jewish."
	
		Don Burns,
			DJ + assistant PD
			CFNY, 102.1 FM, Toronto