Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.16 $; site ISM780B.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!ISM780B!jimb From: jimb@ISM780B.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mildly obscene, but cute, joke Message-ID: <25100009@ISM780B.UUCP> Date: Fri, 20-Dec-85 16:25:00 EST Article-I.D.: ISM780B.25100009 Posted: Fri Dec 20 16:25:00 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 22-Dec-85 01:11:39 EST Lines: 26 Nf-ID: #N:ISM780B:25100009:000:599 Nf-From: ISM780B!jimb Dec 20 16:25:00 1985 A woman is at the grocery market and gets the hots for the young man packing the grocery bags. He says, "Can I take these bags to your car?" She says, "Sure." When they get out into the parking lot, she leans over and whispers, "You, know, I have an itchy pussy." "Look, lady, you'll have to point it out. All these Japanese cars look alike to me." -- from the bewildered musings of Jim Brunet {ihnp4, decvax}!ima!jimb (most reliable) ucbvax!ucla-cs!ism780!jimb ihnp4!vortex!ism780!jimb or jimb at ima/*cca-unix.arpa ^ this asterisk is necessary!