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From: miller@loral.UUCP (David P. Miller)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cannibal joke - offensive to Italians.
Message-ID: <987@loral.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 19-Dec-85 16:43:53 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 19 16:43:53 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 22-Dec-85 01:17:31 EST
Reply-To: miller@loral.UUCP (David P. Miller)
Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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This happened one day in an african village were cannibals lived, and this one
cannibal went to the local butcher shop to pick up something for dinner:

	   BUTCHER: Hello sir. What will it be today ?.

	   CANNIBAL: Well, I'm thinking of having some brains tonight for
		     dinner. What do you have in that order ?.
 
	   BUTCHER: Well sir, we got a good selection for you today. All
		    fresh. Over here we have British brains for $1.50/lb.,
		    American brains for $1.75/lb.,and French brains for
		    $1.65/lb., and over here we've got African USDA for 
		    $1.35/lb., and Italian brains for $15.75/lb. 

           CANNIBAL: $ 15.75/lb. for Italian brains ??. What's the matter ?.
		     You can't find any Italians around Africa anymore ??.

           BUTCHER: Are you kidding ??!!. Do you know how many Italians you
		    have to kill to get a pound of brains ???!!! ..........

Please no flames here. See you in net.flames. Incidentally, this joke can be
twisted around to fit your favorite ethic group. In case you didn't notice !!.

				     BIG DAVE.

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David P. Miller - Loral Instrumentation.          
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