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From: bruce@wucs.UUCP (Bruce McDiffett)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Christmas lyrics
Message-ID: <1314@wucs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 19-Dec-85 12:14:49 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 19 12:14:49 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 23-Dec-85 04:12:59 EST
Organization: Washington U. in St. Louis, CS Dept.
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Keywords: K-Mart


From the song "Xmas at K-Mart" by Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band:

"Musta died and gone to heaven, 'cause hell is Christmas at the 7-11"


Bruce        ihnp4!wucs!bruce 
(in a loud, cheerful voice) Appropriate remark, everyone!