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From: dianeh@ISM780.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: For ladies only
Message-ID: <29500048@ISM780.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Dec-85 09:55:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 24 09:55:00 1985
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/* Written  1:57 pm  Dec 20, 1985 by bob@scgvaxd in ISM780:net.jokes */
In article <9900401@uiucdcs> palmer@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU writes:
>
>>One day there was this old drunk man that walked into the
>>ladies bathroom on mistake, and when he got in there he
>>pulled his xxx out.  He started shaking it all around
>>and tried to guide it in the toilet.
>>A  lady walkes in and sees him and she starts yelling, "oh help,
>>sir. this is for ladies, this is for ladies, and the drunk mans
>>lookes at her and shakes his xxx at her and says, lady,  well
>>what the hell do you think this is for.
>
>These lines and this scene came from "My Favorite Year".  The old drunk was
>Peter O'Toole.  If you haven't seen the movie, see it.  It was a good one.
>                              Bob Guernsey...
/* End of text from ISM780:net.jokes */

Ordinarily I abhor postings that do nothing more than to say, "Well, the
way *I* heard was...", but since you've sited that this "joke" was lifted
from "My Favorite Year" I feel duty-bound to correct it to its original
and considerably more elegant state. To wit:

[O'Toole mistakenly enters the Ladies Room after having seen another male
 character go in there, so he's *not* drunk. He walks up to a *sink*, and
 casually begins his intended purpose.]
WOMAN: Hey, this if for *ladies*!
O'TOOLE: So is this, mom, but every now and then I have to run a little
	 water through it.

Diane Holt
Interactive Systems Corp.
ima!ism780!dianeh

"Hey, hey, Uncle Dud,
 it's good to beat your freem
 on the Mississippi mud..."