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From: krantz@csd2.UUCP (Michaelntz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: light bulb humor
Message-ID: <3050017@csd2.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Dec-85 21:01:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 24 21:01:00 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 26-Dec-85 03:55:34 EST
Organization: New York University
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Hello out there.  Is it just me, or are light bulb jokes
clearly the greatest `riddle variation' in existence?
    
Here are some of the best I know.  You good folk in
net.jokes are, I'm sure, well equipped to help augment
this worthiest of lists:


Q:  How many Bolsheviks does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Bolshevik light bulbs contain within them the seeds of
    their own revolution.


Q:  How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two, of course.  That's all that fit.


Q:  (Leeringly:) How many feminists does it take to (emphasis:) screw 
    in a light bulb?
A:  (Deeply offended.)  That's not funny!  


Q:  How many top-level Pentagon aides does it take to change a
    light bulb?
A:  What organization sent you to find out?


Q:  How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None of your goddamned business.


Q:  How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Inapplicable.  That's a hardware problem.


And on a personal note:


Q:  How many Jersey teenagers in 1976 does it take to change a
    light bulb?
A:  Two or more.  One to put in the blacklight, the rest to put
    "Greetings From Asbury Park" on the stereo and crash into
    the bean bag chairs.




LONG LIVE THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!


Additions to above list are eagerly awaited.  I have, of course, 
left out the standards, like lesbians, Californians, etc.  Oh, I
almost forgot:

Q:  How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None.  (Sigh.)  I don't want to be any trouble.  I'll just 
    sit here alone in the dark...


Yours Wittily,


Michael Krantz.Courant Institute.251 Mercer St.New York, NY.10012


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