Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site imagen.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!sun!saber!imagen!dturner From: dturner@imagen.UUCP (Alai) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A martian joke Message-ID: <168@imagen.UUCP> Date: Wed, 25-Dec-85 20:48:36 EST Article-I.D.: imagen.168 Posted: Wed Dec 25 20:48:36 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Dec-85 00:55:05 EST References: <4083KLY@PSUVM> <1713@cbosgd.UUCP> Organization: The First Church of Norworld Lines: 56 > In article <4083KLY@PSUVM>, KLY@PSUVM.BITNET writes: > > This is my first posting so don't laugh. > > > Hey asshole, this is the joke network; people are supposed to laugh. Or > is this REALLY your first posting, and you know folks don't laugh at most Fohlski *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** dear Fohlski...please in the future do refrain from criticizing those who post funny jokes. It is hard enough as it is to find a funny joke to post let alone please the palattes of everyone...including you. In the future, please remember that we've all had our first times. keep waiting. and now for something completely different... once upon a time, there was a convent of nuns, all standard, fully functional and not at all green. One day, the mother superior was pasting two pieces of paper together when suddenly, her hand hit the bottle and the contents therein spilled all over her robes. "Oh, no!" She exclaimed, "What am I going to do...what with the forthcoming visit from the pope" A nun, overheard the exclaimation and said to the bedraggled woman "Here, let me wash it for you!" Elated at the generosity, the Mother undressed and gave the nun her clothing. The nun went to the creek and started to wash the robes, but found it unsuccessful, so she thought of another way to do the job. She proceeded to beat the outfit on the rocks. Just then, another nun (nun 2) comes along and sees (nun 1) thrashing the garments about on the rocks. "What are you doing?" nun 2 asked, and Nun one went through the story. "Well," said the second nun," you should know that (are you ready?) A HABIT IS A HARD THING TO BREAK so there...a worse joke. totally mine. all mine. I made it. (R) 1985 D.R. Turner Enterprises Inc. :-{ -- If you push somthing hard enough it will fall over -fud's first law . Name: David Turner Mail: 6259 Rainbow dr. San Jose , Ca 95129 AT&T: (408) 725-1974 UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!imagen!dturner