Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site h-sc1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!ut-sally!seismo!harvard!h-sc1!markowitz From: markowitz@h-sc1.UUCP (audrey markowitz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a belated christmas joke Message-ID: <851@h-sc1.UUCP> Date: Thu, 26-Dec-85 16:07:38 EST Article-I.D.: h-sc1.851 Posted: Thu Dec 26 16:07:38 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Dec-85 01:38:16 EST Distribution: net Organization: Harvard Univ. Science Center Lines: 12 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** A group formed called the Jew Jux Jan which was designed to get rid of white Anglo-Saxon Protestants. The membersclub were ruthless, killing their victims and running them through food processors. The resulting mush was sold as a liquid on Christmas. Soon the club (or clan, if you will) had an effect on the traditions of our nation. After a few years, some sadist wrote a Christmas carol which eventually caught on. In the typical home, you could now hear issuing forth: "WASPail, WASPail all over the town..." -- Carol Markowitz "don't blame me, it's not my fault"