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From: phillips@cisden.UUCP (Tom Phillips)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: more mangled lyrics
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Date: Thu, 26-Dec-85 12:45:03 EST
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Remember Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" where she sings "One eye in the mirror
as you watch yourself go by"?

To me that sounds like "One eye in the middle and the other can't decide."

				Tommy Phillips
				cisden!phillips