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Subject: OSU Football (slightly offensive)
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Date: Fri, 27-Dec-85 12:39:00 EST
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/* core dump, bad blocks and bent floppies - a humble offering */


Being a recent graduate of the University of Oklahoma I found great pleasure
in reading this list.  I hope that the rest of net.land enjoys it as much as
I did.


                  OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE FOR 1986

September 12..................................Bloomington Jr. High

September 19..................................Cub Scout Troop 101

September 26..................................Oklahoma Blind Academy

October 3.....................................Spanish-American War Vets

October 10....................................Crippled Children's Home

October 17....................................St. George Home for Wayward Girls

October 24....................................Girl Scout Troop 69

November 1....................................Oklahoma VD Clinic Post #3

November 7....................................Manhattan Boys Choir

November 14...................................Korean War Amputees

November 21...................................VA Hospital Polio Patients

Special Monday Night Game:
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December 8....................................Utopia Gay Boys

Rule Changes from Last Year:
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1.  When playing the polio patients, Cowboys must not disconnect leg braces.

2.  When playing the girl scouts, Cowboys must not eat their cookies.

3.  When playing the Blind Academy, Cowboys must not hide the football 
    under their jerseys.

4.  When playing the Korean War Amputees, Cowboys must not file any protests
    about players with one leg being harder to tackle.

Rules the Same as Last Year:
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1.  A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all
    you Cowboy fans who have never seen one) is still worth 21 points.

2.  The Cowboys will be allowed 27 men on the field at all times.

3.  The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute band members at any time
    during the course of the game.

4.  The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each 3 yards or more gained.

Name Changes:
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The Oklahoma State Cowboys name will be changed to the Oklahoma State Tampons,
as they are only good for one period, and don't have a second string.

Coaching Changes:
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Coach Lee Moon will be replaced by Linda Lovelace, she will no doubt blow a
few, but she won't choke on the big ones.

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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!"

                                   - Eric L. Smith
                                   - !ctvax!trsvax!doc!wvlpdp!eric

"Oop, ACK"