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Subject: Corporate Structure
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Date: Wed, 1-Jan-86 20:33:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  1 20:33:02 1986
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Organization: AT&T Technologies, Burlington NC
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                    THE CORPORATE STRUCTURE

                     CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
            Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
              Is more powerful than a locomotive
               Is faster than a speeding bullet
                        Walks on water
                      Gives policy to God

                           PRESIDENT
            Leaps short buildings in a single bound
             Is more powerful than a switch engine
             Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
               Walks on water if the sea is calm
                         Talks to God

                   EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
           Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
                 Is faster than a speeding BB
           Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
         Talks with God if special request is approved

                        VICE PRESIDENT
                  Barely clears a quonset hut
              Loses tug of war with a locomotive
                  Can fire a speeding bullet
                          Swims well
               Is occasionally addressed by God

                        GENERAL MANAGER
  Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
                  Is run over by a locomotive
   Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
                          Dog paddles
                       Talks to animals

                            MANAGER
                      Runs into buildings
         Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
                   Is not issued ammunition
             Can stay afloat with a life preserver
                        Talks to walls

                            TRAINEE
      Falls over doorsetps when trying to enter buildings
                  Says "look at the cho-choo"
               Wets himself with a water pistol
                     Plays in mud puddles
                      Mumbles to himself

                           SECRETARY
             Lifts buildings and walks under them
               Kicks locomotives off the tracks
      Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
              Freezes water with a single glance
                          She is God

Ed Baldwin, K4FHB,  Burlington,NC  ihnp4!burl!egb