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From: john@cisden.UUCP (John Woolley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A joke (what else?)
Message-ID: <361@cisden.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 31-Dec-85 13:21:44 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 31 13:21:44 1985
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Scene: a men's room.  There's a guy in one of the stalls.  Another guy
comes in, occupies himself.

Guy in the stall:  Hey, buddy?  Is there any toilet paper out there?
Other guy:  Nope, don't see any.

<A minute passes.>
Guy in the stall:  Uh, buddy?  Any paper towels or anything out there?
Other guy:  Nope, there's nothing.
Guy in the stall:  Well, are there any newspapers?  Anything?
Other guy:  Nope, sorry.

<Another minute passes.>
Guy in the stall:  Say, buddy?
Other guy:  Yeah?
Guy in the stall:  You got change for a ten?

-- 
				Peace and Good!,
				      Fr. John Woolley
"The heart has its reasons that the mind does not know." -- Blaise Pascal