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From: mwg@petrus.UUCP (Mark Garrett)
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Subject: New SI unit (?)
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Date: Thu, 2-Jan-86 09:24:19 EST
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Somewhere in the fine print at the bottom of the program, Professor Schickele
in this year's P.D.Q. Bach concert at Carnegie Hall, defines the following:

	A millihelen is the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.


-Mark