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Subject: Offensive jokes to those easily offended
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Date: Fri, 3-Jan-86 13:34:42 EST
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	I realize that this may start a trend, but my only purpose for this
posting is that I have a couple of jokes which I haven't yet seen on the net.
If you are offended by strong language, racial or sexual discrimination, or
anything else for that matter, don't bother reading further (I'm on a VMS
system and don't have access to ROT13)...Now for the jokes:

JOKE 1 -
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	This guy walks into a bank and up to a female bank teller...
Man: "I want to open a fuckin' savings account."
Teller: "EXCUSE ME, SIR?"
Man: "I want to open a fuckin' savings account."
Teller: "Sir, I don't have to listen to this abusive language."
Man: "LOOK! I just want to open a fuckin' savings account."
Teller: "Sir, I'll have to get the manager if you continue this."
	The teller walks over and explains the customer's rude behavior to
the bank manager who then accompanies her back to the teller booth.
Manager: "Can I help you, sir?"
Man: "I want to open a fuckin' savings account."
Manager: "You needn't use such abusive language, sir."
Man: "Look. I just won $25 million in the state lottery and want to open
      a fuckin' savings account!"
Manager: "I see. Has this cunt being giving you trouble?"

JOKE 2 -
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	This guy (probably not the same one) walks up to a man fishing on
a dock...
Man: "Hi there. What's new."
Fisherman: "Hi. I'm on my honeymoon."
Man: "What are you doing here, fishing? You should be in bed with your wife."
Fisherman: "I can't make love to her."
Man: "Why not?"
Fisherman: "She's got gonorrhea."
Man: "Well, couldn't you try oral sex?"
Fisherman: "She's also got pyorrhea."
Man: "How about anal sex."
Fisherman: "She's got diarrhea."
Man: "My God, man. Why did you marry this women?"
Fisherman: "She's also got worms and I like to go fishing."


Steve DiPirro	"The best defense is a strong offense."
Digital Equipment Corp.