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From: krantz@csd2.UUCP (Michaelntz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Light Bulbs Return, Vindicated!
Message-ID: <3050019@csd2.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 3-Jan-86 12:07:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan  3 12:07:00 1986
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Despite the complaints of the few, I have received requests
in the double figures for the lesbian jokes I omitted from
my list, assuming it to be by now a chestnut (gee, I guess
a few net.users *Haven't* heard them all, and I guess a few
net.users *aren't* totally bored with them, huh?).  Herewith:

Q:  How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two.  One to screw in the light bulb and one to say "See?
    More satisfying than a man."


I stand vindicated.

- Michael Krantz

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