Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ames.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!gatech!ut-sally!seismo!hao!ames!jane From: jane@ames.UUCP (Jane Medefesser) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: light bulb humor Message-ID: <1313@ames.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Jan-86 11:48:31 EST Article-I.D.: ames.1313 Posted: Fri Jan 3 11:48:31 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 5-Jan-86 01:45:57 EST Distribution: net Organization: NASA-Ames Research Center, Mtn. View, CA Lines: 27 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR JOKE *** Gee, Michael, I *LIKE* light bulb jokes, and I've been reading the net for over a year. (Does that make me a new-comer or and old-timer??) ** OBLIGATORY JOKE *** Q. Why don't 's carry checkbooks?? A. Because you can't sign a check with a can of spray paint! ** No spelling flames, please, I mean REALLY. ** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This could not POSSIBLY be the opinion of my employer, I do not think they even KNOW I have an account on this system! Jane Medefesser {..dual,riacs,hplabs,ihnp4}!ames!jane