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From: cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard)
Newsgroups: net.religion,net.misc
Subject: International Salicylic Church
Message-ID: <366@mmm.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 9-Dec-85 11:21:36 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  9 11:21:36 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 11-Dec-85 04:19:04 EST
Reply-To: cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard)
Organization: 3M Company, St. Paul, Minn.
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   I hereby announce the formation of the International Salicylic
Church.  The major premise of Salicylism is that one should not take
anything seriously.  Anyone is allowed to join... all that is necessary
is to notify the Church's world headquarters in St. Paul of your
intention to do so, and include a really good joke or funny story.  If
you mail a self-addressed, stamped envelope, you will receive a copy of
the Official Church Semi-doctrine and Assembly Instructions, which will
also be posted in net.religion when I finish writing it.

   Also, please let me know if you wish to be a Bishop, Arch-Bishop or
Rook.  Our membership is still quite small, and openings are available
worldwide.  If you wish to apply for a High Position, you should state
your qualifications.  We also have two openings for Popes, but these
must be in the St. Paul area.

   E-mail to: ihnp4!mmm!cipher

   snail-mail to:
	International Salicylic Church
	Attn: High Weasel
	2188 Fremont Ave.
	St. Paul, MN 55119


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