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From: 33500911@sdcc13.UUCP ({|lit})
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Subject: Re: Song Lyrics
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Date: Fri, 13-Dec-85 17:05:59 EST
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From the flying fingers of Scott Addison:
      (<926@ihlpa.UUCP> ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP)

>> Elton John (again), "Bennie and the Jets:"  "...electric boots, a mohair
>> suit, you know I rented it in Pakistan..."
>> 
> I always thought it was "you know I read it in a magazine..."

How about:

"...electric boobs, my ma has two, you know I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE!"

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				      - Jim Hayes
					UCSD (In sunny La Jolla)

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