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Subject: Re: Another Mangled Hymn
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Date: Mon, 16-Dec-85 20:28:40 EST
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> 
> Bonus third mangled line:
> 
> Instead of "She had a raspberry beret", "She had a raspberry for brains"
> 


   Actually, it should be
   "She wore a black, hairy toupee"

   And how about:
   "Baby lets her blue jeans fart" for "Baby lets her blue jeans talk"??

   And :
   "With a Santa yell; he cried ho, ho, ho."
   for Billy Idol's silly song.

   And:
   Love in a cattlefield.
   Only the lonely get laid.
   Only the lonely get spayed.
   Gonna dress you up in mylar.
   Madonna's Like Detergent or Like A Vermin

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