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From: kerry@ctvax
Newsgroups: net.pets
Subject: Re: Cats and music
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Date: Tue, 24-Dec-85 11:50:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 24 11:50:00 1985
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Nf-From: ctvax!kerry    Dec 24 10:50:00 1985


Don't tell me, the cat is now a 35 year-old yuppy living in Sacramento and
driving a Porsche 944 with a tape deck that plays nothing but old Bob Dylan
tunes.

I know of some people who started giving their cat a martini before dinner
every night. The feline soon began to develop a taste for fine Cuban cigars
and expensive three-piece tailored suits. The ultimate came, so I am told,
when the people came home early one evening and found their tom on the sofa
with a curvaceous kitty, both smoking Pall Malls and listening to Dean Martin
records.

ctvax!kerry

Send flames to net.litter_box.

        "When a cat brings in a slimy, smelly, dead thing and lays it at
         your feet, smile-- the cat loves you."