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From: taw@drune.UUCP (MikesellT)
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Subject: just a little sarcasm
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Date: Thu, 2-Jan-86 15:38:31 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  2 15:38:31 1986
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If you're a wife and/or mother I know that most of you
will be able to relate.  (As my mom said, "Better to
laugh about it than to cry".)


Moms and Wives (Aren't They Great?)
***********************************

Hey Mom, I need the car tonight
 and hey Mom, 10 bucks should do awright.

 Sorry Honey, you wanted the car today?
 I had a drink and went to play.

 Oh, you wanted money for lunch?
 I really though you had a bunch.

 Don't forget the horses hay,
 I won't be home again today.

 Thanks for the boots and the shirts,
 Sorry there wasn't enough for you a skirt.

 You know what I'm really hungry for?
 Thanks, I'll have just a little more.

 What do you mean there's no laundry soap?
 I used My money buying more dope.

 Mom would you send me an angefood cake?
 No one here knows how to bake.

 By the way Mom, you're so keen,
 I know you won't mind mending my jeans.

 Why do you say you're being taken advantage of?
 Don't I tell you that it's you I love?

				   Terri