Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site gould9.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!gould9!joel
From: joel@gould9.UUCP (Joel West)
Newsgroups: net.test
Subject: Re: How to make $1 million in 1 month
Message-ID: <252@gould9.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 31-Dec-85 12:04:16 EST
Article-I.D.: gould9.252
Posted: Tue Dec 31 12:04:16 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 2-Jan-86 00:47:52 EST
References: <660@bonnie.UUCP> <196@ism780c.UUCP> <11320@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>
Organization: CACI, Inc. -- La Jolla, Calif.
Lines: 31
Summary: it's easy

In article <11320@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, cc-06@cory.BERKELEY.EDU (Ilya Goldberg) writes:
> In article <196@ism780c.UUCP> tim@ism780c.UUCP (Tim Smith) writes:
> >In article <660@bonnie.UUCP> joel@bonnie.UUCP (Joel West) writes:
> >>This is a test to see if anyone reads these things. :-)
> >
> >This is a followup to show that someone does read these things :-)
> 
> So how do you make a million?

Ok, here is is.

1) First, get $14.5 million.  Preferrably in a cashier's check.

2) Go to E.F. Hutton.

3) Ask for 7% US Treasury note maturing Feb. 1.  You probably
   can get some sort of volume discount on the commission.

4) On Feb. 1, present your note to the nearest office of
   the US Treasury Department for redemption.  You may also
   be able to do so through any Federal Reserve Board bank.

I'm sure better leverage is obtainable by investing $500,000
in Colombian agricultural products, but given recent current
events, my attorney would recommend against discussing such
things on a public bulletin board.  :-)
-- 
	Joel West	 	(619) 457-9681
	CACI, Inc. Federal, 3344 N. Torrey Pines Ct., La Jolla, CA  92037
	{cbosgd,ihnp4,pyramid,sdcsvax,ucla-cs}!gould9!joel
	gould9!joel@nosc.ARPA