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From: tim@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie)
Newsgroups: net.wines,net.jokes
Subject: Re: California Delusions..   :-)
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Date: Mon, 23-Dec-85 19:35:47 EST
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In article <1204@gitpyr.UUCP> cmpbsdb@gitpyr.UUCP (Don Barry) writes:
>Why these delusions with California wines?  The simple matter is that 
>California is too fertile, too wet, and too hot to produce wines of
>complexity and character.  The result of loamy soil and a greenhouse
>climate is similar to that of Italian produce - heavy, bulky, bulging,
>and bulbous.  

Oh no!  Here it comes!  Its... its...

		ATTACK OF THE KILLER WINE!!!

	It was HEAVY!  It was BULKY!  It was BULGING and BULLLLLBOUS!

	And it wouldn't stop until it had claimed the earth for its own!


Some people take wine to seriously.  If that's not a joke, here's one:


     A man from Saudi Arabia was visiting America.  One of the first things
he did was to visit an American amusement park.  Once there, he immediately
jumped on the merry-go-round.  Unfortunately, he was not used to it, and
fell off in a swoon.
     Unbeknownst to him, a pack of 3 killer sheep was nearby, and he was
promptly eaten up by the 2nd of them.  A passerby was heard to comment:

		"Middle lamb, you've had a dizzy Bey."


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	came trotting down the stairs and crossed the room."
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