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From: rjv@ihdev.UUCP (ron vaughn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: off. large southern black females, no-rot
Message-ID: <460@ihdev.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 5-Jan-86 13:32:21 EST
Article-I.D.: ihdev.460
Posted: Sun Jan  5 13:32:21 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 6-Jan-86 03:29:57 EST
Reply-To: rjv@ihdev.UUCP (R. J. Vaughn)
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
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Keywords: i don't know why this struck me as funny....


the female in this joke has to be a large black woman from the south
with a deep southern/black accent.  this joke doesn't carry well unless
you have the accent and play it up.  i happen to be a large southern black 
female, so i feel there is nothing wrong with my telling this joke.  ok...
ok... i lied, i'm not black.  actually, i'm not a female....  in fact, i've
lost a few pounds lately, so i used to be kind of large, but i'm ok now.
WAIT!!  i'm southern!!!  from texas, and an oklahoma grad.  gheez, i knew
i had a reason to tell this joke.

a large southern black woman walks into a pharmacy, and goes to the
section containing feminine protection.  

"lawdy lawdy lawdy, whad a woman to do?  mini-pad, maxi-pad.  stay-free,
ree-ly.  pads you wear every goddamn day, tampons.  how is i s'posed to
choose??"

a helpful pharmacist comes up and said "may i help you m'am?"

"you sure can.  how is i s'posed to know which of these here sanitary 
products to choose from?"

"well, what kind of flow do you have?"

"linoleum."

	
	think about it.
	boomer sooner, #1

	ron vaughn	...!ihnp4!ihdev!rjv

ps: as i submit this, i'd also like to nominate it as one of the dumbest
jokes posted so far this year.