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From: syslay@mtgzz.UUCP (r.d.wrigley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: the game of NEAR MISS
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Date: Mon, 6-Jan-86 17:06:03 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  6 17:06:03 1986
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	I have often been an unwilling participant in the game of "NEAR
MISS" while running the roads. Maybe many drivers have seen too many reruns
of "Death Race - 2000"?...Or is the 1985 driver philosophy -- "If you don't
like the way I drive get off the sidewalk!"

	Now for the joke(I think):

	Q: If two hunters rowed across the desert in a canoe and one wheel
fell off then how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?



	A: 12 - 'cause ice cream has no bones.


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