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From: ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: FORTUNE 500
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Date: Tue, 7-Jan-86 09:21:10 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan  7 09:21:10 1986
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This just in from toenailia ...............

UPI (Unidentified Peckers Indifferent) reports that
	Due to recent mergers.... The _FORTUNE_500_ will
	now be known as the _FORTUNE_50_

In a related story......
	the entire Soviet Union and most of China was just bought out by .... 
	You guessed it.....Beatrice.



					Addison
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My brother? I always thought of him as mom and dad's science project.