Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcs Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!tullis From: tullis@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: the game of NEAR MISS Message-ID: <9900406@uiucdcs> Date: Tue, 7-Jan-86 15:34:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900406 Posted: Tue Jan 7 15:34:00 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Jan-86 02:45:52 EST References: <1527@mtgzz.UUCP> Lines: 10 Nf-ID: #R:mtgzz.UUCP:1527:uiucdcs:9900406:000:326 Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!tullis Jan 7 14:34:00 1986 > Q: If two hunters rowed across the desert in a canoe and one wheel > fell off then how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? > A: 12 - 'cause ice cream has no bones. The above is obviously not a joke but is actually a coded message to be passed by alien space invaders of the good ol' U S of A.